Thursday, October 21, 2010

I WANT TO MARRY AN ENGINEER!!!

You know what, I've been thinking of having an engineer as a boyfriend or husband, until Dr. Carter made me changed my mind [like he wanted me to marry a doctor instead!!] But I never thought the advantages would make me changed my mind again!! OH, NO!!!



This is something I found in Facebook. Someone shared it at her note. Nice!!



So, please find one for me, please..please..please..!!! [I should ask Lisa to find one for me in Gombak, can you  Lisa?? Hihihi.]



There are 3 advantages if I choose to marry an engineer, instead of a lawyer or a businessman or a medical doctor.


Please read this with an open mind, and of course, an open heart. 
This is for the fun and entertainment purpose only!!




1. Secure[d] lifestyle


An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. 
[ This is SO TRUE!!! Most of my guy friends who are studying in engineering course, by now, they're already in their second or third year studying..so, of course, they are going to work first, way before the others!!]


 
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.


Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.


The arts graduate is still looking for a job.


And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.  
[I LOL-ed at this so much..so true!!! Because if I were to have a medical student as my boyfriend, who is most probably the same age as mine, I'm going to graduate first, you know!! No offense, but sure my parents are going to ask every second, when we are going to secure the ties. LOL]






2. Unmatchable industriousness.  



An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work.

You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying.

Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.)

And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.  
[Can I be demanding?? I want a bouquet of tulips everyday, my soon-to-be engineer darling!!]





Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.  
[Couldn't agree less, will it be much worse if I took the law course too??]


The Management graduate who will try to control your spending. 
[This is a good thing, at least I can control my spending-too-much-on-everything-I-see habit, but, I don't think I can let him to control me at that. Hihihi.]


The Arts graduate who will 'change major'.


And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.


And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer believes that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.
[Really???!!!]




3. An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. 


Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others : -


The lawyers will lie about everything.


Management graduates will cheat your money.


The arts graduate will flirt,


and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.


Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.


Plus they are cooler than the others. 
[I remembered stalking the engineering students when I was in foundation studies..hihi..they're like the hottest guys ever!! LOL]




Contents [except for the purple-in-colour comments] are from..


as shared in Fab Samura's note 
[I just came across with her Facebook account, and found this!!]






F said :

But..but..but..
my Joker Yong is a rapper
 [credit : wandergirl]

And I love him and want to marry him so much!! 
[hahaha. fangirlism much haa?? 
*get bricked by other BEAST's Yong JunHyung fans*] 

5 comments:

Lisa Farhana; said...

hahaha! i can't even find one for myself, so how am I going to matchmake one for you? :P

nazihahisa said...

hahhaha engineering wont cheat us? LIAR! :pp pfft..

psst: engineering student indeed look cool:p

Clarky Afif said...

my 'hubby' is and engineer and he IS great!

he is!!

:D

ken said...

i wanted to be an engineer when i was a little kid :P

farah irina said...

hye there,....
i'm fab samura...
im so honored that u did share my note... tq so much...